After putting the Spectrum platform to rest, I've been looking at finishing off some of the other retro games I used to play in the past. As I still have quite a few Amiga games to attempt, I decided to move forward with some of those first.
After looking down the list of games, I saw many of the Amiga titles group together quite nicely. This first group I'm going to attempt are all games based on movies.
I just had to try this game, which is based on my favourite movie of all time, Jaws. I had this as a kid but never really got anywhere in it, but I figured I could do better than that as an adult. I quickly learned I was very wrong.
There's no way to mince words here. This game is utter trash, and the people who made it should be ashamed of themselves. Not only is it frustratingly tedious and boring to play, it has absolutely nothing at all to do with either the book or the film. Well, except that there's a shark in it. A shark which you never see, because 99% of your time is spent trying to make your way through an underwater labyrinth where the shark does not go.
And why do you have to go into the underwater caves? Why, to find pieces to a big gun that can kill the shark of course! I mean, why would the gun be anywhere else?
Anyway, I remembered all this going in, and I kind-of knew what to expect. I set myself up to give it as good a go as possible, and during my first forays into the game I started to make a map of the underwater maze, so I could plot where the parts to the gun were. Several attempts didn't see me getting very far, as the submersible is hard to control and many, many things are out to kill. I started watching a longplay of the game on Youtube, marking on the map with simple arrows where that player went and where the parts were.
However, it was watching this footage that turned me right off the game. Whoever was playing it was incredibly good and very well-practised and very patient. And even then it was taking them a long time to get around and find the parts. I decided I didn't have time for that, and promptly gave up. Life's too short.

Unfinished mappage

You remember when they loaded that funky-looking submersible onto the Orca, right?

Getting chomped by an angry Bruce

Better keep this beach closed. There's a shark out there the size of an entire town.

Trying to navigate the underwater labyrinth
Another game I had was the game of the 1989 Batman movie. Trying to play this again really surprised me with how hard it was.
Ultimately, this turned out to be another game I just couldn't face pushing through. Batman just moves too slow and clumsily for the game to feel any good.
Add in that all of the takedowns must be at range, with Batman taking damage if he even brushes past an enemy, and things get even worse. I mean, you can't even throw Batarangs diagonally, instead having to use the grapple as a weapon if you want to do this. The problem here is, the grapple takes ages to go out, then ages to come back in, and Batman can't move while doing it. Plus, he can't throw out the grapple if he's standing near a ladder, for some reason.
Still, I was making slow but decent progress through the first level using save states, but then, upon my sudden death, I realised the game had a time limit. Trying to go through the level again at a much higher pace just saw me getting twonked left and right, and even using save states I just ran out of patience.
What's frustrating here is I know for a fact I got further as a kid even without the save state functionality, as I distinctly remember driving the Batmobile, and shooting out grapples to help turn round corners (or mostly missing them, in my case).
But here I could just not manage it.
But oh well, I gave it a go. Now on with another...

Grenade to the face

Oh, hello

Batman points and laughs as goon falls off ladder

Grappling hook takedown
This was a game I remember giving a good go when I was a young lad, based on the 80s action classic: Robocop.
This was way easier to get through than the other Amiga games I've attempted recently, but I still had to use some save states to pull through.
When I got to the end, it all felt a bit familiar, but I think it's highly unlikely I beat it as a kid, unless I threw some cheats at it or something.
But anyway, I've actually managed to finish one, and I can move on with something else...

Getting into a shoot out

Looks like a couple of 1970s football hooligans

Robocop shoots out old Epic Space Marine barrage templates

Not movie accurate at all. I mean, where's the ridiculously long arms?