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3rd June 2021: A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

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While I'm having this big Star Wars clear out, I thought I'd bring back these images from my old site, which were from just the second MMORPG I ever played.

I played on Star Wars: Galaxies for a few months back in 2007 as the awesome Mon Calamari medic Splapdink McWildpants. I didn't really get up to much, mostly spending my time working through the "introductory" quest called the Legacy Quest, which pretty much got me to level 50 out of 90. Outside of that, I mostly did space missions, and spent a few evenings hanging out and getting killed with my work mate Big Dave.
Even though I didn't play on it for long I was a little sad when I heard it was to close in late 2011.

Here are some pictures from those adventures:

The awesome Splapdink McWildpants begins his training as a Rebel Alliance medic

The awesome Splapdink McWildpants begins his training as a Rebel Alliance medic

Splapdink does an impression of Lando Calrissian

Splapdink does an impression of Lando Calrissian

Short Mon Calamarians really shouldn't stand next to tall Wookiees unless they want to look stupid

Short Mon Calamarians really shouldn't stand next to tall Wookiees unless they want to look stupid

Splapdink, having lost his kin, goes fishing in order to try and find them

Splapdink, having lost his kin, goes fishing in order to try and find them

I didn't realise speeder bikes could travel vertically

I didn't realise speeder bikes could travel vertically

No, I don't have a gold bikini, you strange little fish man. Now get out of here before I fetch security, pervert!

No, I don't have a gold bikini, you strange little fish man. Now get out of here before I fetch security, pervert!

Splapdink dons a Clone Trooper outfit in a vague effort to look the slightest bit hard

Splapdink dons a Clone Trooper outfit in a vague effort to look the slightest bit hard

The narglatch uses the 'hide inside a tree' technique

The narglatch uses the 'hide inside a tree' technique

Splapdink wonders for a moment whether the inside of his helmet has steamed up

Splapdink wonders for a moment whether the inside of his helmet has steamed up

Splapdink's yacht tries to do a USS Voyager impression

Splapdink's yacht tries to do a USS Voyager impression

Some dude levitates without any Force powers. Or the game has messed up again. Hard to tell.

Some dude levitates without any Force powers. Or the game has messed up again. Hard to tell.

And Splapdink thought <i>he</i> was a short-arse

And Splapdink thought he was a short-arse

Now guys, you do realise how totally wrong this dancing is, right?

Now guys, you do realise how totally wrong this dancing is, right?

Splapdink McWildpants. Professional idiot.

Splapdink McWildpants. Professional idiot.

Wrrlykam the Wookiee gives Splapdink the best present in the galaxy: a green Bantha named Bruce

Wrrlykam the Wookiee gives Splapdink the best present in the galaxy: a green Bantha named Bruce

Bruce can't get on the shuttle

Bruce can't get on the shuttle

The brave Rebel pilots argue over who will be the first to attack the very large Star Destroyer

The brave Rebel pilots argue over who will be the first to attack the very large Star Destroyer

Splapdink gets an unwelcome guest at his beachfront apartment

Splapdink gets an unwelcome guest at his beachfront apartment

Splapdink doesn't seem too bothered when informed of all the spiders he is about to meet

Splapdink doesn't seem too bothered when informed of all the spiders he is about to meet

Yet another unexplained levitation

Yet another unexplained levitation

I'm gonna need a bigger boat

I'm gonna need a bigger boat

9th June 2019: Surviving A Blizzard

I don't think I booted a single computer game during March and April, with all my spare hobby time going into finishing my Warhammer 40K Tyranids. But in late May, I got hit by the same nostalgia wave that hit me around the same time last year.

Not only was it the anniversary of TB's passing, but the beta test for Classic WoW also started, and nearly every streamer I watch on Twitch dove into it. I don't know what came over me, as I never thought I'd play the game again, but I decided to re-install it. I couldn't help it. I just had to scratch that itch.

While all the streamers were going back and doing the same things they had done nearly 15 years ago, I went back into the game with a different objective: to do some things I'd never done.
See, while I've surprised myself by playing the game again, I still point blank refuse to pay any sub fees, as I just don't think the game is worth it. As the free account level caps your characters to 20, this left me with just one thing I could do, and that was to play through all the start zones that I had never played back in the day.

Up first was the Worgen start zone. Now I did make a Worgen at one point, named Kreethen, but I never finished the intro story and I think that character remains at level 7 on my original account. I made a new one named Kreethy, maybe a distant relative, and got cracking.
The story was alright I guess, though with some crowbar moments. The biggest problem I had with it was all the lag. At first I assumed the Classic beta had stirred up some new interest in the game, and a lot of people were jumping back in, like me. However, when I moved on to my next character all the lag was gone entirely, which was odd.
Kreethy ended his journey at level 15.

Kreethy singes some eyebrows off

Kreethy singes some eyebrows off

Catapulting myself onto a ship

Catapulting myself onto a ship

Secondly, I started a Gnome called Huejackman, named after my original character Huejun. Back in the day, the Gnomes shared a start zone with the Dwarves, and I had played those quests several times on my alts. But in Cata, the Gnomes were given their own little intro area that I had never done. While I liked using the little dude, I ended up getting spat back out into Dun Morogh at level 5. Frankly, I was expecting more. Oh well.

Huejackman gets smacked around

Huejackman gets smacked around

Up next was the turn of the Draenei, as I had never done their start zones either. My only Draenei before this was a Death Knight, as I had really liked using my main DK Undeadbarry, and I created the Draenei just to do their start quests again.
I chose to make this character a female named Kallisto, but only as it wouldn't let me use Xenia or Karynna which were my first picks. I did end up regretting this decision, as the female Draenei has very annoying battle yells, and I couldn't find a way to turn them off. What was worse, was that these start zones were the longest and most boring of this little return to the game. There was just so much running backwards and forwards through large areas, constantly being sent back to areas I'd already been to. Thankfully, this character reached level 20, though only 2 quests before the end. But that meant I could mount up for those 2 quests and boy did it feel good.
It was definitely obvious that these areas and quests were designed earlier in WoW's development. They certainly gave me more of a classic WoW experience than I had expected. There were so many kill quests and fetch quests with poor to moderate drop rates. It felt like 2005 all over again.
The only real interesting thing was that this character was a pally, and holy shit they play so different now from when I played as Jackgooty back in vanilla.

Blood Elf dies very dramatically

Blood Elf dies very dramatically

This guy's missing his log

This guy's missing his log

Can't come back to WoW without spanking some Murlocs

Can't come back to WoW without spanking some Murlocs

Crimson are the rivers, bleed our grief into the sea

Crimson are the rivers, bleed our grief into the sea

Not an area for arachnophobes

Not an area for arachnophobes

I have the power!

I have the power!

Up next was my first ever Pandaren, who I called Vizna. This was a breath of fresh air after the slog that was the Draenei zones. Though there were still a lot of the usual WoW kill and fetch quests, they all just flowed so much faster, and were situated much closer together. Like the Worgen quest line, there was a much better story that ran through the whole area.
My main issue was the fact that I'd chosen a hunter. I'd read that the hunters now get their pets from level 1, which I liked, but I didn't realise that you couldn't control it until level 10, which irritated me. But oh well.
Vizna ended her journey at level 14, after joining the Horde and travelling to Orgrimmar.

Training for the Karate Kid reboot

Training for the Karate Kid reboot

Vizna hitches a ride while her companions walk

Vizna hitches a ride while her companions walk

Well at least the virmen eats healthily

Well at least the virmen eats healthily

Runnin' and gunnin'

Runnin' and gunnin'

You gotta be kidding me

You gotta be kidding me

That's one big ass turtle

That's one big ass turtle

Last on the list was the Trolls, who like the Gnomes were given their own little start area back in Cataclysm. As I'd never played a monk class, I went ahead and created one called Kraputkin, who in my head canon is actually Kropotkin's drunk and bad tempered uncle.
Just like for the Gnomes, this little area only got me to level 5 before it spat me back out into the rest of Durotar, so that's where I called it. I didn't really get enough time with the monk to differentiate it much from other classes that use energy, but the start area was definitely fairly quick and snappy, unlike the Draenei zones.

Though many things are different with the game now compared to when I used to play it, it was still a huge nostalgia trip to spend these hours playing it again. And to be honest there was certainly a pull to subscribe just for one month so I could play my proper characters again. But when I take a step back and not let the nostalgia cloud my vision, it's just so obvious that the game is just too dull to be worthy of me putting any more money into it.

So while it's been pretty cool and relaxing to chill out in the game, the way I feel right now is that I'll never visit Azeroth ever again. However, it must be noted that two weeks ago I would have said the same thing. I've also recently bought the first two Warcraft games from GoG, which may trigger another urge to come and play this in the future.
So while it will take something special for me to play, especially subscribe, again, I guess I can never say never.

High kick somehow works on a crab

High kick somehow works on a crab

What's going on with Vol'jin's arm?

What's going on with Vol'jin's arm?

Kraputkin waves goodbye to WoW

Kraputkin waves goodbye to WoW

2nd December 2018: Galactic Farewells

So all right, this entry is not really about finishing a game, as this is a game that can not really be finished. But I've allowed myself to do this as I have finished something within a game. And the something I have finished has taken hours.

This last month or so I've had a big run on The Old Republic again after not really touching it since back in July. This run ended yesterday when I finally finished the class storyline for Kreethen, my Jedi Consular.
And boy, I'm glad it's over.

As MMORPGs go, I think this is arguably the one I would pick to play again if I absolutely had to. I think the way it tells its story content, with the choices and fully voiced dialogue, just made me more interested to see what was going to happen next, compared to other such games like WOW where you just get a wall of text that few people actually read.

That being said, the game is still a very typical MMORPG, filled with dull as fuck loot quests, kill quests, and endless travelling back and forth. Actually getting to the end of one character's story has been quite the miracle, and there are seven other characters to choose from, as well as all the expansion content.
But yeah, I'm going to happily forget all that stuff even exists.

To be fair, a few times I did actually think whether I should subscribe and get the expansions, but in the end I think I've had enough of this type of game to last me the next few years. I did however at one point put a little money into the game just so that I could hide what Kreethen was wearing on his head, as the helmet designs were getting more and more ridiculous as I went through the game.

But for now, and probably for ever, this game is done, and has now been uninstalled.

Kreethen's fashion sense is top notch

Kreethen's fashion sense is top notch

Bad dude tries to dodge

Bad dude tries to dodge

Gold digger

Gold digger

Blocking some Sith lightning

Blocking some Sith lightning

Senator Grell has a Sullustan-shaped growth

Senator Grell has a Sullustan-shaped growth

Kreethen uses a proton pack

Kreethen uses a proton pack

Dead guy floats

Dead guy floats

My companion Nadia takes on a Sith

My companion Nadia takes on a Sith

Bad kitties

Bad kitties

Invisible Jedi

Invisible Jedi

Getting well and truly zapped

Getting well and truly zapped

Defeating the end boss

Defeating the end boss

Taking all the plaudits

Taking all the plaudits

Level 50 Kreethen

Level 50 Kreethen

3rd July 2018: The Old Republic Update

The other game I've been playing, though not really a lot, is Star Wars The Old Republic. I got back into this for a few reasons, most of them related to World Of Warcraft. See, back in May, a couple of things happened that really got me nostalgic for my WoW days.

Firstly, a Youtuber I had watched since the WoW Cataclysm beta, named TotalBiscuit, passed away from cancer. That got me thinking about those first vids I watched of his and just looking back at my very short time in that expansion.
Then, another online personality I watch sometimes called Crendor, started to do a challenge in WoW with his mates called the Darkest Dungeon challenge. I watched a few of those streams as they played through the first few dungeons as Alliance characters, and that got me thinking back to my early days as Jack Gooty going through those same dungeons.

At this point, I was hankering for a bit of MMORPG action, but as I still refuse to pay sub fees I decided to re-install TOR instead. This at least made some sense, as I've never hit top level in that game or even completed a single character's storyline.

I've literally just been chilling out in this game. I went back to the planets I raced through last time, being Taris, Nar Shaddaa and Tatooine, before catching up to where I left off in Kreethen's story on Alderaan. And that's pretty much where I'm at right now.

Nothing's really changed in the game, though this time I installed it without BitRaider so I'm having no problems at all logging in.

Kreethen and Qyzen in action

Kreethen and Qyzen in action

Twonking some elite dude

Twonking some elite dude

He's a bit tall

He's a bit tall

Kalda decks some Imperial fuckwit

Kalda decks some Imperial fuckwit

Duelling with the Sith

Duelling with the Sith

Qyzen crashes my obligatory new lightsaber shot

Qyzen crashes my obligatory new lightsaber shot

Just chillin' out on a trip through hyperspace

Just chillin' out on a trip through hyperspace

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