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6th May 2019

It's been a long while since the story section last had any attention. A while back, I gave up on the idea of ever finishing my Star Wars stories, so instead have typed out a rough outline as to what may have happened during the rest of the saga. I've also expanded the names & characters section with images where possible.

29th October 2017

Did some work behind the scenes of the game blog page so that the game filters now work much better.

30th June 2017

A couple of months back I found loads of old notes about all the old Epic Space Marine games we played, starting from back when I was in high school. I thought it would be a good idea to type them all up as best I could, and upload them all. While I was at it, I also converted the Epic-S and 40K battle reports from their PDF state to HTML, and they can be found on the Warhammer 40K page.

Star Wars Friend's Journey Saga

In the early 2000s, my friends and I looked at making a Star Wars fan film. When we decided the project was beyond us, I instead began writing some stories, expanding the ideas we had come up with for the film.

I only finished one of the stories, which was the one directly translated from the original film idea. While some work was done on several of the other stories, to differing degrees, I could never find the time or motivation to complete the project.
Though it was always my intention to go back and write them, in late 2018 I finally admitted defeat and decided to abandon the stories for good. I think this decision was spurred on by Disney wiping out the old continuity, which these stories were set in, and how disappointed I was in the new Star Wars films at the time.

Instead, to put the saga to bed, I've scoured through the old notes I made in the mid 2000s and created a basic outline of events that led up to and followed the one completed story. As the outline is based on old ideas, the final stories may have been quite different if I had ever written them.
But now I guess we will never know.

The saga is set in the Star Wars Legends continuity, beginning roughly 15 years after "Return Of The Jedi". It follows the adventures of three young Jedi, from the moment they start their training through to Knighthood and beyond...

Before The Dark Side Of Do'Naar

Read the basic outline

The Dark Side Of Do'Naar

Wilcra Li New and his apprentice San Rylo are led to the system of Do'Naar. There they discover a secret Dark Jedi training facility led by the powerful Kreygor, who has captured Macan in an attempt to turn him to the dark side...

Read the story and other information

After The Dark Side Of Do'Naar

Read the basic outline

Wild Land

Wild Land is home to some of the most insane characters, locations and events ever imagined.

The almighty genius that is Wild Land is an entirely new batch of insanity cooked up by three crazy mentalists, and is the home to the shockingly awesome Barry Munkfish.

There is a war going on in Wild Land. It is a war like no other. This war rages between the two factions in Wild Land. The two factions are divided by their different styles of behaviour, which are totally different and exactly identical at the same time.
The "wild" faction are those that pride themselves on being completely pant-wettingly awesome and cool, while the "gammy" faction contains those who behave in a much more vile, sinister or anti-social kind of way.

Do not mistake these factions as good and evil, for in Wild Land, good and evil do not exist. Indeed, a wild character may have no trouble harassing a cute kitten or hitting a small child if it seemed like a particularly wild thing to do at the time. He may even repeat the procedure several times, depending on whether he thought his victim had been acting in a gammy sort of way.

There are also characters that exist that are neither one or the other and have no say in the outcome of the war. These characters are generally referred to as "ish", and do not care about being wild or gammy at all. Nevertheless, many of those who follow the ish way of life have found themselves forced into the middle of the war when wild or gammy characters have decided it would be rather wild or gammy to drag them into it.

Wild Land Character Bios

Barry Eats An Apple

Will Mr. Jim Fish be able to help his friend Barry find what he is looking for?

Read the story (pdf)

Names & Characters

I love characters and names. So much so that I become quite attached to the characters and names I create. I often reuse my faves, and they can be found sprinkled throughout pretty much all of my hobbies.
In this little area, you can read about my characters, where I got their names from, and if multiple versions of the characters exist. I've also supplied images provided I have them.

Wilcra Li New, Meja Codan & Macan Vesso

These three are the main characters from my Star Wars stories. My mate Krig, my bro JIK, and myself used a Star Wars name generator to create the original names, which I then slightly modified for the stories.

The three names were later used as Space Marine characters in 40K: Master Wilcran Linus, Chaplain Codan and Captain Macan Vesso. Macan Vesso is also my character on Star Trek Online. He looks a little like a blue-skinned Dracula. The U.S.S. Codan is the name of my long range science vessel on Star Trek Online.

Jedi Knight Wilcra Li New

Jedi Knight Wilcra Li New

Jedi Knight Meja Codan

Jedi Knight Meja Codan

Jedi Knight Macan Vesso

Jedi Knight Macan Vesso

Company Master Wilcran Linus

Company Master Wilcran Linus

Chaplain Codan

Chaplain Codan

Captain Macan Vesso

Captain Macan Vesso

Captain Macan Vesso

Captain Macan Vesso

The U.S.S. Codan

The U.S.S. Codan

Ja'nalora / Andera / Karynna

Ja'nalora Andera is one of the supporting characters from my Star Wars stories. She is a Twi'lek Jedi Knight. Her sister Karynna is a villain in those stories. I later stole her name for my Tau Sept in 40K. Ja'nalora and Karynna Andera are two of my officers on Star Trek Online. Ja'nalora is a Trill and Karynna is her half sister. I love the name Ja'nalora, but really can't remember where the hell it came from.
(Pronounced Yar-na-lor-ra)

Jedi Knight Ja'nalora Andera

Jedi Knight Ja'nalora Andera

Dark Jedi Karynna Andera

Dark Jedi Karynna Andera

Ja'nalora Tau Sept

Ja'nalora Tau Sept

Officer Ja'nalora Andera

Officer Ja'nalora Andera

Officer Karynna Andera

Officer Karynna Andera

Kreethen

Tarl Kreethen is a supporting character from my Star Wars stories. Kreethen is my Worgen in WoW. The U.S.S. Kreethen is my star cruiser on Star Trek Online. Kreethen is my dwarf dude in LOTRO. Tarl Kreethen is one of the Company Masters in my W40K Space Marine army. Kreethen is also my Jedi Consular on The Old Republic MMO.

Kreethen The Worgen

Kreethen The Worgen

The U.S.S. Kreethen

The U.S.S. Kreethen

Kreethen The Dwarf

Kreethen The Dwarf

Company Master Tarl Kreethen

Company Master Tarl Kreethen

Jedi Consular Kreethen

Jedi Consular Kreethen

The Ashaai & Meiden

The Ashaai are a race of white-skinned & white-eyed humanoids I made up for my Star Wars stories, of which the character Meiden is a member. I later created World Of Warcraft characters Ashaai and Meiden, who are both pale-skinned Blood Elves. Meiden is my ship's Andorian first officer on Star Trek Online.
(Pronounced Ash-eye & May-den)

Ashaai The Blood Elf

Ashaai The Blood Elf

Meiden The Blood Elf

Meiden The Blood Elf

Officer Meiden

Officer Meiden

Udré / Vizna

Udré Vizna is a supporting Jedi in my Star Wars stories. Xen-Udré is my Eldar Craftworld in 40K, commanded by the powerful Farseer Udré Vizna. Udré Cerna is another Farseer. Vizna is my Caitian bridge officer on Star Trek Online.
(Pronounced Ud-ray)

Jedi Knight Udré Vizna

Jedi Knight Udré Vizna

Farseer Udré Vizna

Farseer Udré Vizna

Farseer Udré Cerna

Farseer Udré Cerna

Officer Vizna

Officer Vizna

Kaloris

Kaloris first popped up as a minor planet in my Star Wars stories. I later used it for 40K where it became an important planet for one of our campaigns. I also used the name for my Odyssey Star Cruiser in Star Trek Online.

The U.S.S. Kaloris

The U.S.S. Kaloris

Distor

Grace Distor is a minor character in my Star Wars stories. I later stole the name for my Titan Legion in 40K, the Legio Distor. The U.S.S. Distor is the name of my heavy escort starship in Star Trek Online.

Legio Distor Warhound Titan

Legio Distor Warhound Titan

The U.S.S. Distor

The U.S.S. Distor

Xenia Koza

Xenia Koza was a name I made up to use in my Star Wars stories but never got around to using it. Later, I used the name for a Callidus Assassin from my 40K armies. I also used the name for a human bridge officer in Star Trek Online. I got her name from actress Xenia Seeberg, a name I always found quite fascinating.

Callidus Assassin Xenia Koza

Callidus Assassin Xenia Koza

Officer Xenia Koza

Officer Xenia Koza

Arquina

Rayne Arquina is my Inquisitor in 40K. The U.S.S. Arquina is my reconnaissance science vessel on Star Trek Online.
(Pronounced Ar-queen-a)

Inquisitor Rayne Arquina

Inquisitor Rayne Arquina

The U.S.S. Arquina

The U.S.S. Arquina

Munkfish

Barry Munkfish is the wildest Wild character from the Wild Land stories. I later made a Tauren World Of Warcraft character called Munkfish. Munkfish is the name I gave my Imperial Agent on The Old Republic MMO. The name is stolen from Inspector Monkfish from The Fast Show.

Barry Munkfish

Barry Munkfish

Munkfish The Tauren

Munkfish The Tauren

Imperial Agent Munkfish

Imperial Agent Munkfish

Splapdink

Wild--Splapdink is my alter-ego when playing Rome: Total War with the other Wild Monkey Generals. The name was a mistype that we thought was hilarious. Can't actually remember what I was trying to type at the time. The name appeared again when I started to play Star Wars: Galaxies, with the creation of the Mon Calamari Medic Splapdink McWildpants. Then I created an Undead World Of Warcraft character called Splapdink. Splapdink is my summoner name on League of Legends. Splapperz is my character name on Planetside 2.

Splapdink McWildpants

Splapdink McWildpants

Splapdink The Forsaken

Splapdink The Forsaken

Terrinak

Terrinak is a planet from my Star Wars stories, and the home of the insectoid Garron-Hinn species. It's also what I called my Escort ship on Star Trek Online.

The planet Terrinak

The planet Terrinak

The U.S.S. Terrinak

The U.S.S. Terrinak