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29th October 2017

Did some work behind the scenes of the game blog page so that the game filters now work much better.

30th June 2017

A couple of months back I found loads of old notes about all the old Epic Space Marine games we played, starting from back when I was in high school. I thought it would be a good idea to type them all up as best I could, and upload them all. While I was at it, I also converted the Epic-S and 40K battle reports from their PDF state to HTML, and they can be found on the Warhammer 40K page.

16th May 2017

Finally got my pointing pictures up and into the Vault. Don't ask me why.

Star Wars Friend's Journey Saga

This saga is set in the Star Wars Legends continuity, beginning roughly 15 years after "Return Of The Jedi". It follows the adventures of three young Jedi, from the moment they start their training through to Knighthood and beyond...

Part V: The Dark Side Of Do'Naar

Wilcra Li New and his apprentice San Rylo are led to the system of Do'Naar. There they discover a secret Dark Jedi training facility led by the powerful Kreygor, who has captured Macan in an attempt to turn him to the dark side...

Read the story (pdf)

Read extra info about the story and fan-film-that-wasn't (pdf)

Test lightsaber duel footage (Youtube)

Karynna Andera concept art

Part VII: A New Threat

In the wake of the war with the Yuuzhan Vong, the Jedi friends must come to terms with the change in the galaxy as well as in themselves. But it is not long before enemies old and new alike threaten to tear apart the peace the Jedi have fought for so long to achieve...

Garron Hinn concept art

Wild Land

Wild Land is home to some of the most insane characters, locations and events ever imagined.

The almighty genius that is Wild Land is an entirely new batch of insanity cooked up by three crazy mentalists, and is the home to the shockingly awesome Barry Munkfish.

There is a war going on in Wild Land. It is a war like no other. This war rages between the two factions in Wild Land. The two factions are divided by their different styles of behaviour, which are totally different and exactly identical at the same time.
The "wild" faction are those that pride themselves on being completely pant-wettingly awesome and cool, while the "gammy" faction contains those who behave in a much more vile, sinister or anti-social kind of way.

Do not mistake these factions as good and evil, for in Wild Land, good and evil do not exist. Indeed, a wild character may have no trouble harassing a cute kitten or hitting a small child if it seemed like a particularly wild thing to do at the time. He may even repeat the procedure several times, depending on whether he thought his victim had been acting in a gammy sort of way.

There are also characters that exist that are neither one or the other and have no say in the outcome of the war. These characters are generally referred to as "ish", and do not care about being wild or gammy at all. Nevertheless, many of those who follow the ish way of life have found themselves forced into the middle of the war when wild or gammy characters have decided it would be rather wild or gammy to drag them into it.

Wild Land Character Bios

Barry Eats An Apple

Will Mr. Jim Fish be able to help his friend Barry find what he is looking for?

Read the story (pdf)

Names & Characters

I love characters and names. So much so that I become quite attached to the characters and names I create. I often reuse my faves, and they can be found sprinkled throughout pretty much all of my hobbies.
In this little area, you can read about my characters, where I got their names from, and if multiple versions of the character exist.

Wilcra Li New, Meja Codan & Macan Vesso

These three are the main characters from my Star Wars stories. My mate Krig, my bro JIK, and myself used a Star Wars name generator to create the original names, which I then slightly modified for the stories. The three names were later used as Space Marine characters in 40K: Master Wilcran Linus, Chaplain Codan and Sergeant Macan Vesso. Macan Vesso is also my character on Star Trek Online. He looks a little like a blue-skinned Dracula. The U.S.S. Codan is the name of my long range science vessel on Star Trek Online.

Ja'nalora / Andera / Karynna

Ja'nalora Andera is one of the supporting characters from my Star Wars stories. She is a Twi'lek Jedi Knight. Her sister Karynna is a villain in those stories. I later stole her name for my Tau Sept in 40K. Ja'nalora and Karynna Andera are two of my officers on Star Trek Online. Ja'nalora is a Trill and Karynna is her half sister. I love the name Ja'nalora, but really can't remember where the hell it came from.
(Pronounced Yar-na-lor-ra)

The Ashaai & Meiden

The Ashaai are a race of white-skinned & white-eyed humanoids I made up for my Star Wars stories, of which the character Meiden is a member. I later created World Of Warcraft characters Ashaai and Meiden, who are both pale-skinned Blood Elves. Meiden is my ship's Andorian first officer on Star Trek Online.
(Pronounced Ash-eye & May-den)

Udré / Vizna

Udré Vizna is a minor character in my Star Wars stories. Xen-Udré is my Eldar Craftworld in 40K, commanded by the powerful Farseer Udré Vizna. Udré Cerna is another Farseer. Vizna is my Caitian bridge officer on Star Trek Online.
(Pronounced Ud-ray)


Rayne Arquina is my Inquisitor in 40K. The U.S.S. Arquina is my reconnaissance science vessel on Star Trek Online.


Grace Distor is a minor character in my Star Wars stories. I later stole the name for my Titan Legion in 40K, the Legio Distor. The U.S.S. Distor is the name of my heavy escort starship in Star Trek Online.


Kaloris first popped up as a minor planet in my Star Wars stories. I later used it for 40K where it became an important planet for one of our campaigns. I later used the name for my Odyssey Star Cruiser in Star Trek Online.


Tarl Kreethen is a supporting character from my Star Wars stories. Kreethen is my Worgen in WoW. The U.S.S. Kreethen is my star cruiser on Star Trek Online. Kreethen is my dwarf dude in LOTRO. Tarl Kreethen is one of the Company Masters in my W40K Space Marine army.


Barry Munkfish is the wildest Wild character from the Wild Land stories. I later made a Tauren World Of Warcraft character called Munkfish. The name is stolen from Inspector Monkfish from The Fast Show.


Wild--Splapdink is my alter-ego when playing Rome: Total War with the other Wild Monkey Generals. The name was a mistype that we thought was hilarious. Can't actually remember what I was trying to type at the time. The name appeared again when I started to play Star Wars: Galaxies, with the creation of the Mon Calamari Medic Splapdink McWildpants. Then I created an Undead World Of Warcraft character called Splapdink. Splapdink is my summoner name on League of Legends. Splapperz is my character name on Planetside 2.

Jonus Schmitz, Keldor, Timor Kellner & Xenia Koza

These are my Assassins from 40K. Jonus (Eversor) is named after Johann Shmidt, the Red Skull from Marvel comics. My 2nd Eversor Keldor is named after Skeletor, who was called Keldor before acid fried his face off. Vindicare Timor Kellner is named after real-life US sniper Timothy L. Kellner. Xenia, the Callidus, got her name from actress Xenia Seeberg, a name I always found quite fascinating. I later named a human bridge officer in Star Trek Online Xenia Koza after the assassin.