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29th October 2017

Did some work behind the scenes of the game blog page so that the game filters now work much better.

30th June 2017

A couple of months back I found loads of old notes about all the old Epic Space Marine games we played, starting from back when I was in high school. I thought it would be a good idea to type them all up as best I could, and upload them all. While I was at it, I also converted the Epic-S and 40K battle reports from their PDF state to HTML, and they can be found on the Warhammer 40K page.

16th May 2017

Finally got my pointing pictures up and into the Vault. Don't ask me why.

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Telling Tales

Toybitus Web-Comic Index

The Toybitus Web-Comics tell the story of what happened on the small island of Toybitus, on the days leading upto when contact was lost with the World Of LLAP-Goch.

Episode 1: Monkey Impersonator Episode 2: Not Such A Weird Thing Episode 3: Shut Yer Trap Episode 4: Bob Episode 5: Skeletons In The Closet Episode 6: Turn Of The Jedi Episode 7: Dinomight Episode 8: Grobgut's Revenge Episode 9: Kick Your Ass She Did Hmmm? Episode 10: Egon's Weapon Episode 11: The Dog And The Silly Food Spectrum Episode 12: Bot Hunter Episode 13: Starshrinker Episode 14: Special Team Special Edition Episode 15: The Abduction Of Sir Stip Episode 16: Ooo You Fearsome Beasties Episode 17: That's Just Prime Episode 18: The Onion Episode 19: Baby B.B.C. Episode 20: An Ultra Adventure Episode 21: Eat It Toybitus

Episode 8: Grobgut's Revenge

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Windsweeper: We really should get back to it.
Starscream: I'm sick of all that flying around. When I rule the Deceptions I'll be the one to sit around on my die-cast backside just like Megatron does.
Windsweeper: Starscream, you'll never lead the Decepticons. You just plain suck.

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Starscream: How dare you insult the mighty Starscream. I've been trashing Autobots since before you were even created.

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Windsweeper: Yeah? Like who?
Starscream: Well there was...
Windsweeper: ?
Starscream: And you should have been there when I... erm...
Windsweeper: ?

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Starscream: Just shut up, damn it, before I trash you instead.

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Windsweeper: I'm quaking. Can you hear my metal knees clanking together?

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Starscream: Prepare to die!
Windsweeper: Wait. There's something approaching.
Starscream: Ha! I'm not dumb enough to be tricked like that by you!

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Windsweeper: But look. It's some kind of robot.

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Starscream: Ha ha! Pitiful effort.

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Bob: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now where did I leave my monkey?

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Starscream: ?
Windsweeper: What the...?
Bob: It was doing a silly little dance. It looked like a penguin. WAHOOOOOO

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Starscream: What are you going on about? Your monkey looked like a penguin?

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Bob: What monkey? Monkeys rule. Just like you when you suck my poo.

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Starscream: WHAT!?!
Windsweeper: Ha ha. He's funny.

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Bob: What are you laughing at you french fried cabbage monger?
Windsweeper: Hey!
Bob: I like pot noodles.
Starscream: This robot is insane.
Bob: No no no. I think I meant nutty poodles.

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Windsweeper: You like nutty poodles?
Bob: Only on brown bread.
Windsweeper: What do we do?
Starscream: We trash him.
Bob: Hey John. The trashman's here.
Starscream: He's getting on my microchips.
Bob: Mmmmm. Micro chips. Tasty. If you serve them with mince feet that is.

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Starscream: Alright, that's it!
Windsweeper: Wait. We should take him back to Megatron.
Starscream: Why?
Windsweeper: He'll know what to do.
Starscream: Megatron is a waste of time. He's never lifted a finger for this war.
Windsweeper: This kind of decision should still be up to him.

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Bob: Who's Megabum? Can I eat him?
Starscream: I guess it would be kind of nice to see Megatron insulted by this fool. Let's go.

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Bob: We're off to see the buzzard. The wonderful buzzard called Carl.

Later...
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Bob: Plooooog. Mama. Ploooooooog. Mama. Yeah yeah. Woogy woogy.

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Motormaster: He's finally here.
Onslaught: We should get out of here now, and inform Snaptrap.
Motormaster: Let's go.

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Bob: Ooo yeah. Let's party like it's a giraffe's birthday. H-h-h-h-h-h-hedgehog.

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Megatron: Starscream, what is going on? Who is this insane robot?
Starscream: We don't know.
Bob: Bob's the name and dancing's the game. Wanna see me dance?
Megatron: No.

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Bob: Ooo yeah. Jump around. Come back down. Jim around. Yeah yeah wibbley wow.
Megatron: Stop that immediately. Someone stop this insane jigging right now!

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Windsweeper: Oh eat my cheesecake Megabum!

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Megatron: What did you say?!

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Windsweeper: What did I just say? That wasn't me, I swear...

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Megatron: You dare insult Megatron?
Windsweeper: It wasn't me Megatron! It was.... ....it was.... the great big turkey with the great big green nose.
Starscream: What are you dribbling about?
Windsweeper: I didn't say that. What's going on? I'm losing speech control... arrrggghhhh. Help me.

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Megatron: What is going on here?
Bob: I'm dancing. Yeah yeah. Look at me. I'm jimmin' on.
Megatron: Starscream! I blame you for this.

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Starscream: Well what's new, you who has a face like a fat man's armpit?
Megatron: What?!

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Other Decepticons: ?

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Starscream: Oh no. Megatron, that wasn't me.
Megatron: Is this insult your leader day?
Bob: I love those days. I get to insult my goldfish.
Megatron: Shut up idiot!

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Bob: But I..... I...... I feel funny.
Megatron: You look funny.
Bob: Oooo, what's this? It tickles inside.
Megatron: What?

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Bob: OOOO. Now it hurts. Like a turnip stuck up your.. ... left nostril.
Megatron: This robot makes no sense. I'm gonna finish him off.

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Bob: AARRGGGGHHHHHH

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Decepticons: ?

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Windsweeper: Oh no! That was my best mate, Harold.
Starscream: No it wasn't. It was my best mate Jeremy.

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Scavenger: He blew apart.
Megatron: I didn't fire. What happened?
Scavenger: Just like Dirge, and Thundercracker.
Starscream: Yeah! Just like Flergh and Thighslapper!

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Megatron: Quickly, analyse the remains. Whatever happened to this robot is happening to these other fools.
Starscream: My moose is loose.
Windsweeper: In the hoose?
Starscream: No, just loose.
Megatron: And I can't take much more of this.

A short time later...
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Starscream: Jam sponge cake, jam sponge cake, jam sponge cake, jam sponge cake, jam sponge cake.
Windsweeper: Flibbley wibbley dibbley.

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Quake: One robot said FISH to the other and he fell over dead of fish speak.
Crankcase: You eat it.
Ruckus: No you. I don't like sprout feet soup.

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Runamuck: Flurgle.
Runabout: HA HA HA HA Your name's Runnymuck. You freak.

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Megatron: Quickly Scavenger. Any news?
Scavenger: It's some kind of disease. Highly contagious. Makes it's victim lose all control of speech and actions.
Megatron: Why does that sound familiar?
Scavenger: It shows all the signs of a human disease called Grobgut's.
Megatron: That disease that swept through Plimpton several years ago?
Scavenger: Yeah.

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Megatron: But that doesn't affect toys, robots, or toy robots!
Scavenger: I know, but this is not the true disease. This is a a synthetic alternative. Very similar, but has one big difference.
Megatron: What's that?
Scavenger: When the host body can take no more insanity it explodes.
Megatron: What?!?

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Windsweeper: AARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. My toes!!.

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Scavenger: See.
Megatron: Damn it. Who would do this? Those Autobots are far too dumb.
Scavenger: Shouldn't we worry about that later? We should find the cure.
Megatron: You're right. But what is it?
Scavenger: It's.....it's......a pigmy elephant with a twelve foot trunk.
Megatron: Oh damn it. We're all gonna die.

Elsewhere...
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Snaptrap: Ha ha ha. So Bob has arrived. Excellent.
Motormaster: Yeah.
Onslaught: So what happens now?
Snaptrap: Soon Megatron and all his Decepticons will fall under the wrath of Grobgut's disease. Ha ha ha.
Motormaster: Yeah, but what happens then?
Snaptrap: They all go weird. Ha ha ha. That will teach Megatron for trying to kill me. And when I have finished the cure I will be able to fix them whenever I want. Maybe I should leave Megatron as a gibbering idiot and take control of the Decepticons myself!

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Motormaster & Onslaught: ?

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Tentakil: Hey man.
Seawing: We've got like a real bogus situation dude.
Tentakil: Totally crappy.
Snaptrap: What is it?
Tentakil: It's the other dudes man. They're all dead.
Seawing: It's like totally not cool man.
Snaptrap: What do you mean, dead?

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Motormaster: What's going on?
Snaptrap: Well, this is kinda awkward. Erm, during the course of creating Grobgut's, my other Seacons became infected, so we imprisoned them until I finished the cure.
Tentakil: And now they're like, totally trashed.
Seawing: There are pieces like, all over the place.

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Snaptrap: I don't understand.
Motormaster: Is this gonna happen to the other Decepticons?
Snaptrap: Well... erm...

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Onslaught: You fool! You might have just handed the war to the Autobots.
Snaptrap: Well I didn't know! The disease never killed any of the humans.

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Breakdown: Hey, that's what must have happened to Dirge, and Thundercracker.
Brawl: They did report meeting a strange robot several days before we found them trashed.

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Motormaster: So you'd better get working on that cure, before we all trash you!
Snaptrap: Gulp.

To be continued...

Toybitus Web-Comic Index

Episode 1: Monkey Impersonator Episode 2: Not Such A Weird Thing Episode 3: Shut Yer Trap Episode 4: Bob Episode 5: Skeletons In The Closet Episode 6: Turn Of The Jedi Episode 7: Dinomight Episode 8: Grobgut's Revenge Episode 9: Kick Your Ass She Did Hmmm? Episode 10: Egon's Weapon Episode 11: The Dog And The Silly Food Spectrum Episode 12: Bot Hunter Episode 13: Starshrinker Episode 14: Special Team Special Edition Episode 15: The Abduction Of Sir Stip Episode 16: Ooo You Fearsome Beasties Episode 17: That's Just Prime Episode 18: The Onion Episode 19: Baby B.B.C. Episode 20: An Ultra Adventure Episode 21: Eat It Toybitus