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30th June 2017

A couple of months back I found loads of old notes about all the old Epic Space Marine games we played, starting from back when I was in high school. I thought it would be a good idea to type them all up as best I could, and upload them all. While I was at it, I also converted the Epic-S and 40K battle reports from their PDF state to HTML, and they can be found on the Warhammer 40K page.

16th May 2017

Finally got my pointing pictures up and into the Vault. Don't ask me why.

25th April 2017

Opened up a new section all for including stuff about the board game Super Dungeon Explore. There's not much in there yet until my own rules are finished, but hopefully will get some content in there soon.

Latest Blog Entry

Using My Little Grey Cells

Toybitus Web-Comic Index

The Toybitus Web-Comics tell the story of what happened on the small island of Toybitus, on the days leading upto when contact was lost with the World Of LLAP-Goch.

Episode 1: Monkey Impersonator Episode 2: Not Such A Weird Thing Episode 3: Shut Yer Trap Episode 4: Bob Episode 5: Skeletons In The Closet Episode 6: Turn Of The Jedi Episode 7: Dinomight Episode 8: Grobgut's Revenge Episode 9: Kick Your Ass She Did Hmmm? Episode 10: Egon's Weapon Episode 11: The Dog And The Silly Food Spectrum Episode 12: Bot Hunter Episode 13: Starshrinker Episode 14: Special Team Special Edition Episode 15: The Abduction Of Sir Stip Episode 16: Ooo You Fearsome Beasties Episode 17: That's Just Prime Episode 18: The Onion Episode 19: Baby B.B.C. Episode 20: An Ultra Adventure Episode 21: Eat It Toybitus

Episode 5: Skeletons In The Closet

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Skull Face: ...yeah, so that's how I ended up finding you.
Dust Brain: Wow. And it's all down to a smelly block of cheese and a large sausage!
Skull Face: Yep. Sure is.

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Dust Brain: Hey. Who's that ugly dude?
Skull Face: Beats me.
Dust Brain: He smells like that cheese!

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Stinkor: You Skull Face?
Skull Face: No.
Stinkor: Yes you are.
Skull Face: No I'm not.
Stinkor: Oh. But you have a skull... ...as a face.
Skull Face: Sorry man. You got the wrong Skeleton.

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Stinkor: Damn it. Sorry man.
Skull Face: No problem.
Stinkor: See ya.

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Skull Face: What a jerk. Hey you can breathe again.
Dust Brain: Phew. You're lucky you ain't got a nose. I've known dead people that smell better than that!

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Stinkor: HEY!
Skull Face: Damn, he finally realised.
Stinkor: You tricked me!
Skull Face: He's fast too.

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Stinkor: I don't like being tricked. Now you're coming with me.
Skull Face: I'm not coming with you. I'm not that sort of Skeleton.
Stinkor: My boss would like a minute of your time.
Skull Face: And it takes me longer than that!

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Stinkor: I insist.

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Skull Face: ...erm, after you.

Later, at Snake Mountain...
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Skeletor: Ahhh. Skull Face. We finally meet.
Skull Face: Well grind my bones to make your bread. Another Skeleton.
Skeletor: Indeed.
Skull Face: Only your body's all fleshy and stuff. How the hell did that happen?
Skeletor: I have a proposal for you. Come.

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Bird: SQUAAAWWKKK!

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Skull Face: Huh?
WHACK!
Skull Face: Ouch.

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Stinkor: That's Skeletor's bird. No-one looks at Skeletor's bird. He gets very jealous.
Skull Face: Couldn't you have just told me that?

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Skeletor: Here we are.
Skull Face: What in the name of Ronald Rumblecheeks is that?!?
Skeletor: Your new body. If you want it.
Skull Face: Actually, my head is kind of attached to my current body.

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Skeletor: All I require of you is a little help in return.
Skull Face: No thanks. I'm fine.
Skeletor: I want you to blow up Castle Greyskull!
Skull Face: WHAT!?!

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Skeletor: Then that pesky little ponce and all his buddy-buddies will be out of my way! HA HA HA!
Skull Face: No way.
Skeletor: It should be no problem for a man of your talents.
Skull Face: I don't want to.

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Skeletor: Your body will be here when you get back.
Skull Face: Again, thanks, but no.
Skeletor: When can you get started?

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Skull Face: ARE YOU LISTENING!?
Skeletor: ?
Skull Face: I'M NOT DOING IT! NO NO NO!

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Skeletor: No?
Skull Face: No. I'm not that evil.
Skeletor: Was it not you that once stole Mickey Niff's balls?
Skull Face: Erm, well, pier pressure. There was a big evil trend that year.

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Skeletor: Was it not you who blew up the BBC?
Skull Face: Erm, no. It was my erm... second twin cousin Burt. That's it.
Skeletor: Don't lie. Some old drunk bloke told me down the pub.
Skull Face: Damn drunks. How do they know so much?
Skeletor: Now you will either help us, OR DIE!! HA HA HA!

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Skull Face: No way! I'm getting out of here!

CRUNCH!

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Skeletor: We could be a great team!
Skull Face: I'd rather ally with Mr. Stay Puft!

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Skeletor: Enough! Kill him, and feed his entrails to my bird!
Stinkor: But he's just bones boss.
Skeletor: What? Oh damn it. Just kill him already.

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Skull Face: Goodbye world!

CRUNCH!

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Skeletor: Better go and get you some seed then.

To be continued...

Toybitus Web-Comic Index

Episode 1: Monkey Impersonator Episode 2: Not Such A Weird Thing Episode 3: Shut Yer Trap Episode 4: Bob Episode 5: Skeletons In The Closet Episode 6: Turn Of The Jedi Episode 7: Dinomight Episode 8: Grobgut's Revenge Episode 9: Kick Your Ass She Did Hmmm? Episode 10: Egon's Weapon Episode 11: The Dog And The Silly Food Spectrum Episode 12: Bot Hunter Episode 13: Starshrinker Episode 14: Special Team Special Edition Episode 15: The Abduction Of Sir Stip Episode 16: Ooo You Fearsome Beasties Episode 17: That's Just Prime Episode 18: The Onion Episode 19: Baby B.B.C. Episode 20: An Ultra Adventure Episode 21: Eat It Toybitus