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30th June 2017

A couple of months back I found loads of old notes about all the old Epic Space Marine games we played, starting from back when I was in high school. I thought it would be a good idea to type them all up as best I could, and upload them all. While I was at it, I also converted the Epic-S and 40K battle reports from their PDF state to HTML, and they can be found on the Warhammer 40K page.

16th May 2017

Finally got my pointing pictures up and into the Vault. Don't ask me why.

25th April 2017

Opened up a new section all for including stuff about the board game Super Dungeon Explore. There's not much in there yet until my own rules are finished, but hopefully will get some content in there soon.

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Computer Games Blog

This is where you can read any of my irregular wafflings about computer gaming. The whole point of this blog is to help motivate me to properly finish games, whether they be recent ones or older ones I played when I was younger that I never managed to beat.

17th June 2013 - A Little Bit Of This And That

A couple of weeks ago, me, Scoob and JIK stepped up to trying a PvP game on LoL, though because we're cowards we went with the ARAM map. Luckily me and Scoob were dealt champs we'd used before in the forms of Nunu and Vayne respectively. But JIK, the least experienced member of us, was dealt Syndra, who is supposed to be quite difficult to use, for his first ever PvP game. We went in to it intending to just have a laugh, fully expecting to get destroyed, but things went quite differently. The game swung back and forth, but we played much better when our base was under pressure than their team did, helping us come away with a fairly comfortable win. And JIK played admirably with the least deaths and a stack of assists.

Overall, I really need to stop playing this game so much, or grow a pair and dive into some proper match ups.

I must have done something right for a change

I must have done something right for a change

Victory!

Victory!

Stats n stuff

Stats n stuff

A couple of times over the last few weeks I've tried in vain to get into Battle For Middle Earth. But I have unfortunately come to realise why I never played this thing that much back when I first bought it. The game lacks pretty much anything I enjoy in the RTS genre.

Number one problem is without doubt the limits on army size. In the missions I played I could never build more than about 6 or 7 units of 5 men each. That's not exactly an army is it?
Then again, if you could build a bigger army, it would become very difficult to manage, as the game lacks in this area as well. In other RTS games, if you select a bunch of units, you get a visual representation of that via the use of icons on the UI or something, so you can see exactly how many units you currently have selected. In this game, other than the heroes who all have their own icons, there is no such function.
I also hate that you are forced into building your bases in certain places, and are limited to how many buildings you can build. I felt like that game was constantly telling me this: "What's that? You wanna put a tower or barracks here as it seems like a strategically sound or useful thing to do? Well you can't. Go build it where we say you've got to build it! Idiot!"
I know it's an old game, but the graphics are shoddy, and many times I could even see the join where two really crappy textures didn't even match up.
The combat is dull, uninspiring, and sometimes a little difficult to follow. There's not a great deal of visual feedback to help you see what's going on. Exactly just who is attacking who?
The two-tone minimap is also a problem, and doesn't really give much detail about the surrounding terrain at all.

It'll be no surprise to hear that I don't really have any intention of forcing myself any further through this pile of garbage.

Dodgy graphics

Dodgy graphics

Gandalf frazzles some Goblins

Gandalf frazzles some Goblins

Poorest excuse for a base ever

Poorest excuse for a base ever

Where things have been moving forward a bit are on Star Trek Online, where I've joined a fleet at last: The Liberty Task Force. Things have been going well so far, but there's no doubt the game is an absolute grind fest. This is even more true in a fleet than in solo play. Hey, MMOs, right?

Vizna puts her opponent on his ass

Vizna puts her opponent on his ass

That's one tiny woman

That's one tiny woman

Mining for the Fjords

Mining for the Fjords

Arrrggh, where's my arm?

Arrrggh, where's my arm?

Fire phasers!

Fire phasers!

Glass floors. Bad news for acrophobes.

Glass floors. Bad news for acrophobes.

Fleet flagship the USS Liberty attempts to eat the Arquina

Fleet flagship the USS Liberty attempts to eat the Arquina

Dirty Macan, probably thinking about sex on the beach

Dirty Macan, probably thinking about sex on the beach

All hell breaks loose as we defend our Starbase from the Orions

All hell breaks loose as we defend our Starbase from the Orions

I've also just bought more games in the form of old classic Duke Nukem 3D, and sequel to another game I've barely touched yet Witcher 2. I'm not sure why. It's unlikely at this stage that I'll ever get around to them. Hopefully I can shake LoL's grip and get working on something else.

24th December 2012 - Let The Madness Begin

Just recently I got Scoob and the JIKmon to give Lord Of The Rings Online a little bit of an effort. I wasn't a massive fan of this game when I tried it on my own a while back, and I was hoping that wandering around in a group would make it a bit more interesting, and would recover a little bit of the enjoyment we used to get from back in our WoW days when we first started out as the Skumsplattaz. I joined them in starting a new character rather than continuing with Kreethen. This time I chose an Elf called Tezzerz, while JIK went with a Dwarf called Giberaldi (after Garibaldi was taken), and Scoob went with his normal Ragnarkharn after his two fave 40K characters.
We only went through the introductory questline, and are all uncertain whether we will continue. I guess the game is ok just for hanging around and killing an hour or two here and there, but there's no denying that we all now find the typical MMORPG game to be a very boring and bland experience. When we first played WoW, it was all very new, and everyone was playing it, even people that didn't really play games that much. These things helped WoW seem like a better game than it really was. I highly doubt we will ever have that enthusiasm for an MMORPG ever again.
Though I guess in one way it would be nice to continue, as for once I'm not playing as the healer character...

Is this the dinner queue?

Is this the dinner queue?

I hit you with my bommyknocka

I hit you with my bommyknocka

Bird! Eat worm!

Bird! Eat worm!

We look so stylish

We look so stylish

Then I pretty much decided we needed to play more multiplayer games. My three computers were immediately jabbed with game discs, and Rome: Total War, Unreal Tournament 2004, Settlers 3, and Dawn Of War: Dark Crusade were soon ready for action.
Up first was UT2004:

Yeehaw! Assault Rifle Arena Team Deathmatch in the barn

Yeehaw! Assault Rifle Arena Team Deathmatch in the barn

Super Berserk Shock Rifle Arena CTF FTW!

Super Berserk Shock Rifle Arena CTF FTW!

Bots can't drive and get confused in this Paladin Arena

Bots can't drive and get confused in this Paladin Arena

Bail out!

Bail out!

My team brings the rain

My team brings the rain

I seem to get more kills when I can't see what I'm doing

I seem to get more kills when I can't see what I'm doing

24th September 2012 - Something About A Ring?

Feels like quite a while since I last played an MMO style game, so I recently started wandering through Middle Earth in Lord Of The Rings Online, as it's gloriously free to play. I created the amazing Dwarf Champion, Kreethen, and got stuck in.

Here's a few pics from the introduction quest chain.

How I usually feel starting any new MMO

How I usually feel starting any new MMO

Shouldn't have drunk all that ale...

Shouldn't have drunk all that ale...

Fighting with Anthony-Hopkins-Dwarf

Fighting with Anthony-Hopkins-Dwarf

I know I'm not far into it yet, but my first impressions are that it seems pretty much like a WoW clone. I'm sure this won't be 100% true as I level up and discover new things, but for the most part it's very similar, with all the typical fantasy MMO questing and fighting in there.
The graphics are better than WoW, and the animation of the characters is fairly natural and smooth, something that a lot of other MMOs I've played completely failed to acheive (particularly Star Wars: Galaxies). I do have one massive issue with it so far mind, and that is that the strange reactions to the movement controls. Just tapping the turn button a little can see my character spin almost 90 degrees, and it feels almost like there's some kind of motion acceleration on the keyboard. It's weird. Maybe I need to look harder down the options to see if this can be tweaked.

Again, I don't know if I'll stick to this game that much, as I find MMORPG style games a little bland at the moment. But it doesn't really matter when the game is free like this.
Though I can't help but wonder if I'll miss Star Trek's space combat...