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16th May 2017

Finally got my pointing pictures up and into the Vault. Don't ask me why.

25th April 2017

Opened up a new section all for including stuff about the board game Super Dungeon Explore. There's not much in there yet until my own rules are finished, but hopefully will get some content in there soon.

7th January 2017

V6 reaches its final form, as I've added the right info bar for wider screens, as well as managing to update all the blog posts in fairly rapid time. Had the bright idea to write a script which went through the old blog posts and updated all the image tags for me, so I barely had to do any work in the end.

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This is where you can read any of my irregular wafflings about computer gaming. The whole point of this blog is to help motivate me to properly finish games, whether they be recent ones or older ones I played when I was younger that I never managed to beat.

29th October 2015 - More Darkness

In the last couple of weeks I've finally been motivated to work through Assault On Dark Athena after finishing Butcher Bay a while back. It was mostly much of the same, but I found some of the later sections very frustrating and difficult. I breathed a sigh of relief when it was finally over.

My main issue was with how the fighting style changed as the game progressed. In the early sections, it was all about sneaking up on people and taking them out, or stunning them with the tranquilizer and moving in for the quiet kill. Later on in the game, sneaking became pretty much impossible, as the enemies always seemed to know where I was. With the added loss of the tranq-gun about half way through, the game pretty much became an FPS, where the enemies had more accurate and stronger weapons than I did. It sucked.

Some of the bosses were also a pain in the ass. Pretty much all the later bosses demanded I use a weird mine-shooting gun called the SCAR gun. That thing loaded so slowly that just one miss could totally screw me, and regularly did. The last boss in particular was the worst, as you need to use the mines to knock her down an elevator shaft. Sometimes the mines would knock her over, sometimes they would knock her back, and most of the time they would do nothing at all. It took me ages to knock her back enough times to get her over the edge. What a ball-ache.

There were a few bugs here and there, but I don't think as many as the first game. The one that really pissed me off was when all the Nanomed cartridges I had saved up just went missing from my inventory for no reason, meaning I couldn't heal up. Fucking game.

But it's done, and that's a good thing. I was hoping it would set up Pitch Black, but it gave absolutely no clue as to how Johns captures Riddick leading into that film. Oh well.

The Dark Athena spotted

The Dark Athena spotted

Game tries early to make me care for a little kid, but that shit don't work on me

Game tries early to make me care for a little kid, but that shit don't work on me

Yeah I can see you, you dirty bastard

Yeah I can see you, you dirty bastard

Automan, is that you?

Automan, is that you?

This dude's got problems

This dude's got problems

Behold, the magical floating gun's big brother

Behold, the magical floating gun's big brother

This drone looks like it needs a hug

This drone looks like it needs a hug

Game never explains why the Athena is bombarding this planet

Game never explains why the Athena is bombarding this planet

Still don't get how she survives me stabbing her through the neck

Still don't get how she survives me stabbing her through the neck

Got the drop on these fools

Got the drop on these fools

Ooh, she mad

Ooh, she mad

Get outta here, biatch

Get outta here, biatch

Before tackling Riddick's second adventure, I had originally intended to complete a game from a Humble Bundle I bought ages ago, as it was about time I had a go at some of those games. I chose Psychonauts, as though it's an old game, it seems to be held in high regard, and looked worthy of a play through.

I was wrong.

It's been a while since I've played a game that got me that frustrated and wondering why I was wasting my time playing it, but this one managed it very quickly.

Without a doubt, the most annoying thing was the very limited camera controls. I even switched from controller to mouse and keyboard trying to find the best way to play it, but that only made it fractionally better. Most of the time, there was hardly any vertical movement available on the camera, so I couldn't look up or down more than a few degrees. For a platformer, this was stupid. Then at other times, the camera was completely locked, especially during boss fights for some reason. Give me control damn it!
Didn't help that there was no compensation on the camera when it came to the environment, so things like rocks and trees would constantly block my view as well.

I found the controls a bit awkward also, but I think this was mostly linked to my camera issues. It only got worse when using the psychic power "levitate", as my character pretty much had a mind of his own at that point.

The last straw came when I reached a level that flat out told me I could go no further without levelling up first. There was no way I was going to go back through the old levels to grind out levels and get new skills, so I decided to immediately uninstall the game. What a piece of shit.

I'm still not sure what the story was about, and I guess I never will. It was something about this kid wanting to become a "Psychonaut", kind of like a psychic crime fighter or something. There was some bad shit going down at the training camp he is attending, and he had to figure out what. That's about it.

I really did try and finish it, but holy shit the game was so frustrating I just couldn't drag myself through it.

This annoying kid is the main character

This annoying kid is the main character

What the hell is going in inside my brain?

What the hell is going in inside my brain?

Punching some psychic manifestations

Punching some psychic manifestations

This fight's not going too well

This fight's not going too well

This woman was inappropriately creepy, and should be on a register of some kind I think

This woman was inappropriately creepy, and should be on a register of some kind I think

Levitation racing. Not easy.

Levitation racing. Not easy.

Fuck this camera

Fuck this camera

I seem to have an old man inside my head

I seem to have an old man inside my head

OK, I'll admit it. I loved these guys. They were ace.

OK, I'll admit it. I loved these guys. They were ace.

1st June 2015 - Let's Have A Butcher's

So I just got done with a game I didn't initially realise I even owned. Quite a while ago now I bought Assault On Dark Athena from GOG, and when I came to play it a couple of months back, I finally saw that it was bundled with a remake of an earlier game called Escape From Butcher Bay. Made sense to play the first game first, so that's what I've done.

You play as Riddick, the main character from the Pitch Black and Chronicles Of Riddick movies, in a story set before those films. Riddick must escape the eponymous prison after being captured and delivered there by Johns, another character that is in the Pitch Black movie.

I found this quite challenging in places, especially early in the game when I didn't really know what I was doing. At times, I was further hindered (though sometimes helped) by the very poor A.I. of the enemies, especially the Riot Guards, who are dudes in massive powered armour who can only be killed if you shoot them in the back. The worst incident was when a Riot Guard came down an elevator in the corner of the room, then refused to get off said elevator, keeping his back to the wall. I kept trying to lure him into the room by sticking my head out of cover and letting him shoot at me, but he'd take a couple of steps forward, do a weird stutter, then take two steps back. It took ages for him to finally wriggle free and start chasing me around the crates in the room, finally allowing me to take him down.

There are sections of straight up FPS action, but most of the game leans towards being stealthy and hiding out in shadows, which is not usually the kind of thing I like. The more I played of this though, the more I got into it. It was quite cool to pretend to be Riddick, especially after you become able to see in the dark. Vin Diesel's voice acting also helped, as it really would not have been the same if someone else had done it instead.

The story was freaking bonkers, as Riddick sneaks and kills his way through a prison which must be bigger than most cities. There were also quite a few weird graphics bugs, but they were easy to shrug off, and just made me laugh.

Douchebags unite

Douchebags unite

How long is Riddick's arm?

How long is Riddick's arm?

You'll have someone's eye out with that

You'll have someone's eye out with that

Behold, the magical floating gun

Behold, the magical floating gun

What is this dude doing?

What is this dude doing?

Never saw Riddick as the cuddling type

Never saw Riddick as the cuddling type

Time heals all things, except these crazy eyes

Time heals all things, except these crazy eyes

I'm about to fight Kryten from Red Dwarf it seems

I'm about to fight Kryten from Red Dwarf it seems

Playing some Star Wars Arcade

Playing some Star Wars Arcade

Enjoy your trip

Enjoy your trip

Gun grows some tentacles

Gun grows some tentacles

I just climbed through a closed hatch

I just climbed through a closed hatch

Behold, the magical floating man

Behold, the magical floating man

Urf The Manatee attacks

Urf The Manatee attacks

These guys are bad shots

These guys are bad shots

Ha ha, bad guy killed by his own guards

Ha ha, bad guy killed by his own guards

Along with the Scoob I've also just started up two multiplayer games. I haven't really played many MMOs while doing this blog, but we've just started a new one in the form of Star Wars: The Old Republic. Though the game seems very much like any other MMORPG, it does focus heavily on story and conversation, so I hope that side of the game keeps me more interested. I've created two characters, being Imperial Agent Munkfish and Kreethen the Jedi, so I can experience both sides of the conflict.
The other game is one I've wanted to play for years, after seeing footage of it on Youtube, being Saints Row The Third. Recently, and surprisingly, it was released very cheap on GOG, and I swooped on it like a hawk. We've only played a little of it so far, but it's definitely gonna be fun, and I can't wait to sing along to the Hot Pizza song.

The latest incarnation of Munkfish

The latest incarnation of Munkfish

The latest incarnation of Kreethen

The latest incarnation of Kreethen

This dude has strange orange growths

This dude has strange orange growths

Pew pew pew

Pew pew pew

Holy crap, how big are Hutts in this game?

Holy crap, how big are Hutts in this game?

Shooting some shit up in Steelport

Shooting some shit up in Steelport